Pumping Iron
When you just sort of blurt out the Santa Claus thing like that, it does sound totally creepy. Believe me, Santa doesn’t want to take Proxy on, especially when there are cookies on the line.
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The cookies are just a bribe to get better presents Proxy.
Hopefully Coco will tell her that.
Yep, after this, I’m all for Proxy love over Coco love. Just something about redheads with green eyes and fit bodies.
I don’t think he could go wrong with either.
ah, new people and their literal understandings, you’d think Proxy would pick up on that, but then in tripp’s life everything is surreal, so maybe she’s just not sure.
“no, Santa bring presents.”
‘WHAT?!? He breaks into your house and gives you stuff?’
I’m thinkin’ we should keep Proxy from watching The Grinch.
‘and what species are these “who’s”?’
Haha, with all the fiction, films, etc it would be a little difficult to sort through it all.
From the looks of today’s strip, I think your readers’ Xmas present came early this year
– and we didn’t even have to bribe you with cookies! Thanks, spinester!
Haha! Merry Christmas!
I’m sending you brownies… from Colorado.
Hahaha
“My cookies”? Naughty Santa!
Santa should be so lucky!
right well I’ll be sure to not eatt he cookie at your houe then dear
Yes, you’ve been warned!
I admit, I’m a Proxy fan. Maybe because she’s a soldier.
I think some guy would be VERY lucky to have her.
Proxy’s cookie defense system makes breaking into Fort Knox look like a piece of cake.
And a lot more painful, I bet.