The Firecracker
Happy Valentine’s Day everyone! Well, everyone except for Tripp. That five times thing might not go over to well with Coco.
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Ooooooh sheit. That hole I dug a few comics ago? That’s not good enough for something like this. If anyone needs me, I’ll be on the moon with Dracula and Bruce Lee.
And Tupac. Don’t forget Tupac.
I didn’t mention him because he goes without saying.
Perhaps you are referring to “The Dragon Lives Again” ? But Bruce goes to hell, not the Moon…
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” Bruce Lee goes to hell and teams up with Popeye, Kwai Chang Caine and The One Armed Swordsman to fight James Bond, the Man With No Name, the Godfather, the Exorcist, Emmanuelle, Zatoichi and Dracula. And Laurel and Hardy were there as well.
Fun Fact: Bruce is played here by Bruce Leung, who was The Beast in Kung Fu Hustle. “
Are you serious?! Is this a REAL movie?! How have I not seen this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJun2r9FsmU
Hey, Pace. Go check out Dr. Mcninja, then you’ll get the joke.
I thought that the joke sounded familiar!
Well, I would say that people would be safe from Coco on the moon, what with the moon laser, but…
No one is safe.
XD Oh man! That expression on panel four is so much win!
“Great moons of Ardox!”
But how did Coco get in quietly like that? Ah, I guess Tripp gave her a key.
Yeah, bad timing that. But, wow! five times?! God wasn’t kidding when he said Proxy was his perfect sexual match/mate. It is impressive. Though, I suppose it might seem even more impressive to think it was with Coco.
Come to think of it, though, Tripp is like the sole specimen of homo-sapien-sapien’s next evolutionary step. (As far as we know) he’s the only human with that degree of telekinesis. He’s like the only “metahuman” in his world. If he doesn’t have any kids one day, who knows how long it would be before more humans like him appear?
The door was unlocked.
We will eventually find out what makes Tripp different. And you might be right, Tripp is the new missing link!
It’s ironic, if you think about it, that humanity’s next evolutionary step literally caused the downfall and enslavement of mankind… only to get a miraculous 2nd chance to reverse that fate.
All the more ironic that he risked said fate just to rescue a girl… whom he only got to 1st base with before he cheated on her.
Tragic isn’t it?
It’s probably a tragic enough subject for a certain dark poet to write something macabre about it.
He’s probably licking his chops now…
that my good sir is the understatement of the year.
I really want Tripp and CoCo to work out but man this is gettin brutal haha. Proxy’s great too but……aw man idk. WHY SPINESTER!? Why mess with my delicate heart and overactive mind! lol
Well, if he’s going to end up with Coco (and I make no promises there) he’s going to really have to work for it.
oooooooh you…
We may never learn what kind of underwear Vic Secret wears.
But I’m pretty sure he just soiled them.
Unless Vic is a humanoid being who poops out his ears or something.
Ahhh had no internet for 2 weeks came back to enjoy a few clips all at once, great work man
Thanks! Welcome back.
Wait….are you saying 5 is an unusually large number?
No, but 5 times the way THEY do it… He’s lucky to be alive.
Run Tripp for the sake of your intact tongue.:p I suppose the number of times dose give a hint as to him being dosed. At the same time intriguing Coco about how much fun it could be if she ever dose forgive him.
With Tripp and Proxy being sexual soul mates they could have just been addicted to amazing sex.
Five ardent times in a row would probably have me seeing the other side also, only without the return trip.If Coco gives him the chance Tripp may kill himself trying to do a repeat or better performance, I would.
Haha, you might be right.
I’d be surprised too if Tripp didn’t get 5 times with Coco. Huh, would it be any better or… geez don’t think it’d be fair to try to compare.
Even if it was great, she’s going up against Tripp’s sexual soul mate. Tough to win that matchup.
Not just sexual soulmate, but sex with his sexual soulmate while under the influence of a potion (supposedly) 100 times as strong as the world’s strongest aphrodesiac! Compared to that, all sex for the rest of his life has got to seem at best mundane and ordinary, even with Coco. At first, I thought that having superawesomespectacular sex wasn’t much of a punishment, but now that I think of it that way, that does sound like a pretty crappy fate. (as Delia laugh’s evilly in the background…)
I still think Tripp could get some enjoyment out of hooking up with Coco.
So unless Proxy dies in the next 5 pages, Coco’s lost this fight???
I wouldn’t go THAT far.
Unrelated Astronomy question – Can we safely assume that the planet Ardox is known for having two equally sized but unusually large moons?
Yes, assume away.
So of all the issues that planet has seen it was Tripps back to back orgasms that called the hammer down?… Really?… Actually thats fairly typical of government agencies…..
Mainly the telekinesis, which links strongly to said orgasms.
Tripp hasn’t asked what those telekinetic outbursts actually did…
and who else was watching.
I wonder if the Amazons got a feel for that.
Imagine making a whole planet of Amazons happy from a distance. And the performance anxiety after.
“I did what?”
‘enough illegal telekinetic stimulation, to cause one war, 3 holidays in different sectors, and a lawsuit from the planet eroticon 6, since you’re unlicensed…’
it’s not like stranger things haven’t happened.
Haha, in Tripp-land, a distinct possibility.
oh shit I dont know if COco is jelaous or polting to get her turn on the tripp orgasmic train
We’ll see…